Current Philosophers

Dissident

I’m a 35 year old guy, I love gadgets, movies, and reading. I travel a lot and enjoy meeting new people. To quote the late great Douglas Adams (R.I.P.) “I’m a radical atheist.” I’m a bit of a hedonist, and exhibitionist. I believe in evolution, Creationists are idiots. I read voraciously. I keep thinking of writing a novel but I never can find the time to bother. I am single but looking to change that. Yes I have someone in mind. I loved the show "Heroes", and lament the loss of "Monster Garage". I'm anti-Apple but not pro-Microsoft. I love the Discovery channel but hate Lifetime. I love Lambo's but would buy a Viper.

I actually own a Zune. Fuck the iPod. I have an Android Phone. Fuck the iPhone.
I enjoy building things, modifying things and making things do what they aren’t meant to do. Void your warranty.

Slackmaster B

I’ve been having problems with my self lately. It all started when this guy told me to go fuck my self. So when I got home, and I was by my self, I tried to fuck my self over. My self was horrified and ran away, leaving me selfless. I did some soul searching and decided that I was being selfish, so I went on a journey to find my self. I couldn’t find my self anywhere and I was starting to lose my self-esteem. After weeks of searching I finally found my self at a book store in the mall, reading self-help books. After talking to my self for twenty minutes, I finally tricked my self into coming home. Now I’m back home, by my self, happy and content. After all I’ve been through, I swear that I will exercise some self-control and never fuck my self over again.

Wingstef

I was invited over this fine establishment by Dissident. I have several different interests including some strange and goofy.

If I am truly interested in a subject I can spend hours researching it or blabbing on about it for, I believe we were put on this Earth with our big mouths to use them!

The written word however at times makes this directive easier, and I am excited to discover what my typing fingers may one day find.

Storm

I'll write something here I promise. Really I will.

Onikani

Edgy, crass and sarcastic. I'm perpetually in a bad mood, and will tell you exactly what's on my mind in the most painfully blunt way possible. I teach by example, anti-example, and through the age-old tradition of humiliation.

Here's a scene to wrap all that up into one easily digestible package:
A guy walks up to me and asks "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and with a wry expression say: "That's punk!". He then kicks over a garbage can and with a puzzled expression asks 'That's Punk?', and I smugly say: "No. That's trendy."

Former Philosophers

Scorpio

A true philosopher is in pursuit of truth. Therefore, we don't get angry when other philosophers attempt to prove our theories are wrong. If I have made a mistake then you are doing me a great favor by pointing out the error of my ways. If you refute a theory I've been working on for years, a theory I've staked my career on, then I should embrace and thank you rather than be devastated and angry.